HE SMELLS LIKE HELL
According to PopBitch, the Butterscotch Stallion (that's Owen Wilson to those of you who don't know better) may not be the only reason why Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's marriage failed. Read on:
Come on people. I can't imagine one woman wanting to fuck Chris Robinson, much less two. Does personal hygiene mean nothing anymore? I mean LOOK AT THAT MAN. You know he is a bony, smelly mess naked and how often does he wash his hair? Or his beard? Or the smelly fishpit that must be his crotch? If Kate had to share all this with another woman, then they are both assholes.Three times a lady: Kate & Chris's Hollywood Heartbreak
Speculation surrounding the end of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's marriage seems to be focusing on her close friendship with Owen Wilson. But there were longer-term issues. Like many rocks singers, Chris is fond of group sex and threesomes while on tour, and Black Crowes insiders had often seen Chris and Kate heading to their hotel with a keen groupie or fan in
tow. But by the end of the last tour Kate was said to be tagging along like a turkey on its way to Christmas lunch.
Personally, I hope she is nailing Owen. For all his snarkiness, bumpy nosed, nasally voiced affections, he is STILL a huge step up from Robinson. For one, he bathes. And he has much better clothes. Upgrade!!!
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