Furthering my sneaking suspicion that Orlando Bloom is gaygaygay as can be, here are some pics of Kate Bosworth which show that underneath her baggy black dress, she has the body of a malnourished 10-year-old Thai boy. The only way Orlando could have "dated" Kate this long was either (a) they had a contractual agreement that he never see her naked, or (b) he was straight when he STARTED dating her, but turned gay in revulsion to her spindly form. Either way, Orlando has better sense than to stick his penis anywhere near her, for fear of it getting bitten off and eaten, for protein. That girl is HUNGRY.
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