THE LOVE STORY THAT WAS PAM AND KID ROCK...

Everyone knows by now that Pam and Kid Rock are overoverover, after a scant 3 months of marriage, but apparently a screening of Borat was the reason for the pair splitting up? According to the New York Post, Pam and Kid went to a screening of the movie (the premise of which includes Borat coming to America to meet and marry Pamela Anderson), and Kid hated the movie and called Pam a "slut" and a laughingstock and whatnot for being in it in the first place. Pammy was one of the few people IN on the joke, and Jesus, Borat is kicking ass in the theaters. Kid Rock should be thrilled (think of all the wife beater t-shirts he can buy with her money), but instead, he trashes her. Ain't that nice?

I am not saying Pamela Anderson isn't a slut. She very well may be. She's sort of made a big career of it (well, that and her boobs). But, um, wasn't Kid Rock AWARE of said sluttiness BEFORE he married her? Wasn't the fact that she was a Big Blond Tramp the very thing that attracted him to her in the first place? HELLO!!!!! This seems to be one of those Man Issues I don't get: the very things that makes a girl attractive to a guy when they first meet are usually the things that guys end up hating in the long run. Can someone explain this? Men complain that women "change" after they get married; women complain that men don't change. General grumpiness, resentment, and a Siberian Sex Life usually ensues until the lawyers are summoned. It ain't pretty, people. I am sure Pam will sit for an interview with Cosmo about why she always picks men with "anger issues." We women never learn, that's why.

Viva actually went to a Kid Rock show back in her NYC days (hey, the tickets were free), and he was surprisingly good in concert. Maybe Kid should stick to the stage instead of the altar, eh? At least they have the memories of their 5 weddings (all booze-soaked and bikini-laden) to keep them warm over the holidays. Maybe there's a sex tape to look forward to????? Yeesh.