"SAY GOODNIGHT, GRACIE..."

Sometime, in every woman's life, there comes a period wherein life is so spectacularly unfunny that it is hard to blog about celebrity crotches, beloved vibrators, and thigh-high boots. For me, that time has come--in spades.

Your pal Viva is having a rough time of it, and churning out the sarcasm isn't as easy as it used to be. In short, I need a break. I'm not sure when I'll be back, but my own narcissistic penchant for attention shouldn't keep me away too long.

In the meantime, be good to yourselves.

Peace.