Brangelina Haiku!


Brangelina spawns
The world rejoices in song
Aniston gets drunk

It's Namibia
Third-world births are the new black
Squat and push, you bitches

Who knew a deadly
Man-eating vagina could
squeeze out a baby?

Gifts for baby come
Billy Bob sends blood in vials
It's the thought that counts.

Poor Baby Shiloh
A cutter and a cheater
For a mom and dad.

Vaughn, run for your life!
Aniston is ON your sperm
Her clock is ticking!

Maddox, Zahara!
Too bad you are adopted.
It sucks to be you.

Shiloh Nouvel means
"New Messiah" --boy willl this
kid need therapy.

Shiloh, if you are
the Messiah, can you ban
an "Ocean's 13"?

While you are at it,
"Tomb Raider" sucked ass too.
Thank you, New Jesus!