It's a sad state of affairs when a baby has to be photoshopped within an inch of her life. I hold fast to my opinion that they built her in the lab. And what is with the fur on the kid's head? Watch, God will smote me big time, and give me a baby with more hair on its head than a chinchilla as punishment for picking on this innocent kid, but whatever. Fur is for monkeys. Maybe the Thetans used monkey DNA to give baby Suri an authentic swarthy look, so that people might believe she is biologically related to Tom and Katie? We will never know. At least this kid isn't as ugly as Heidi Klum and Seal's monkey baby (and they are pregnant again, so let's say a collective prayer that the next one is not nearly as unfortunate-looking as Baby Henry).
I want the un-retouched photos! You know, the ones that show the gills on the sides of Suri's head. Bring 'em forward!
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