Most days, I live a normal quiet life of simple pleasures. But every once in a while, the Lord Baby Jesus throws me a bone. Today is one of those days. Lohan was robbed ( it's always smart to wander off and leave your $5000 Birkin bag, most likely stuffed with coke and dildos, on the baggage cart when departing from an international airport), and as everyone knows, Paris Herpes, I mean, Hilton, was arrested for DUI. I love this pic because it totally looks like she's being picked up for prostitution. Which I wouldn't put past her either.
Isn't the Lord wonderful??? You know what could make this day a virtual Holy Trinity of Karmic Justice? Jessica Simpson gets speared through the heart by an angry stingray. It wasn't funny when it happened to poor Steve Irwin, but Jessica could make this a laugh riot, while drowning in a pool of her own blood. The chances of this happening again this week is rare, but a girl can dream, can't she? Don't ruin my murderous fantasy! Go, stingray, go!!!!
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