VIVA'S CONTRIBUTION TO GLOBAL WARMING

Sorry the posts have been shit today--Viva is awash in approximately 5 jillion new projects and will likely never see the light of day again. She is hauling ass to make the payments on her fun new car. Oh yes indeedy. In "Enviromental Warrior News," I have done my part to add craploads of emissions into the atmosphere, ensuring that the polar ice caps will melt into the sea and cause the ocean levels to rise about 20 feet. In short, my new car may very well sink NYC and Florida. Harried New Yorkers will have to wear scuba gear to get downtown. Real estate will continue to cost too much goddamned money in Gotham, regardless--I bet an underwater studio will still run $3K a month--they'll advertise it as having an "ocean view." Fuckers.

But I digress.

Anyhow, here is the new ride, the tricked out Nissan Pathfinder SE, with a bunch of bells and whistles I will probably never use.. A swanky little vehicle, ain't it? Actually, it is pretty damned big, and I feel like I am comandeering a truck when I barrel down the road. But I look snazzy and that is all that matters. Who cares if it gets 2 miles to the gallon? Who cares if it has baby sealskin hubcabs, and represents the worst in bloated American consumerism? It's Ipod compatible! Whoo hoo!!!!!