I hate this ignorant slut, and vowed to never give her face time on Vivalashameless, but a friend and fellow U of S alumni, the exceptionally funny
Mark Manne includes a fabulous song in his stand-up act, called "Everything That's Wrong With America Today (A.K.A. The Paris Hilton Song ) is just fucking awesome. If you live in the NYC area, go and check out one of his shows... This song even got a mention on Page Six of the NY Post, which I think it pretty neat, eh????

Anything that can be done to eviscerate this woman, both literally and figuratively, I support.