Recent pictures of Michael Jackson and the "bruises" he suffered at the hands of police have surfaced--What I find more freaky is that, in these pics, you can see the tape that holds his nose on. IT HOLDS HIS NOSE ON. This deserves a song.

He told me his name was Michael J
and he wasn't gay
But something told me this guy was fey
Look at his face...

(It's been snipped, it's been tucked, it's been ground...)

He said he didn't like little boys
or children's toys
But multimillion dollar payouts
say otherwise

(He's a perv, he's a freak, pedophile!)

People used to love him, they'd flock to see him play
And now he lives off in Dubaiiiii (heeeeeeeee!)
He's threatening to tour now, and we can we all say
Just keep it overseas, make sure you stay awaaaaaaayyyyyyy.

Michael J. is such a freakshow (heeeeee!)
He's just a guy who used to HAVVVVVVVE a nose
But now it's just a hole (do, do, do, do do--hee, hee, hee!)

You know Michael J (he says he's not the one)
With the plastic nose eh? (we know he likes the twinks)

Michael J should not have children (hee!), Michael J. should not have children......