Maybe she's been manging on the Mallomars since little Pile-O (Shit) Nouvel has been born, but it is rare to see Jennifer looking like a lump of potatoes (a silver one, nonetheless), but she manages to do just that at the French premiere of "The Break-Up"

FYI, no matter how flat you are, time is unkind to all of us post-30 women. You need to wear a bra. Yes, it is time. Lift, and separate!!