Star goes supernova on Larry King Live
This woman is completely out of her fucking mind. I love how she smiles at the end of every sentence. It's a little unnerving.
And if her forehead goes any higher, she won't be able to close her eyes.
Friday, June 30, 2006
U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name (2002 Super Bowl Live)
Again, enjoy the weekend. I thought this was pretty fitting, and hell I love U2, so bear with me.
No matter how much the rest of the world may think we are spoiled, arrogant fuckwits, it's great to be an American. We rock.
I think it's beer-thirty--whoo hoo!!!!!
Again, enjoy the weekend. I thought this was pretty fitting, and hell I love U2, so bear with me.
No matter how much the rest of the world may think we are spoiled, arrogant fuckwits, it's great to be an American. We rock.
I think it's beer-thirty--whoo hoo!!!!!
Thursday, June 29, 2006
The Best Episode of "Next" Ever
Okay, I have heard of drunk guys peeing in girl's beds in the wee hours of a post-hookup evening (also known, back in the day, as "Shower the People You Love With Love") and thought it was pretty damn gross.
But peeing on a first date? At the restaurant? During DINNER? On national TV?
There's some strange people out there, man.
Okay, I have heard of drunk guys peeing in girl's beds in the wee hours of a post-hookup evening (also known, back in the day, as "Shower the People You Love With Love") and thought it was pretty damn gross.
But peeing on a first date? At the restaurant? During DINNER? On national TV?
There's some strange people out there, man.
AMERICAN GOTHIC, BRITNEY STYLE
US Weekly is running these photos of Britney, Kevin, and little Sean this week--apparently they were "stolen" from Brit and Kevin (yeah, right--these are the last happy pictures they took together, most likely). From what I can tell, these are from their trip to Hawaii. It's hard to know for sure though, since all they ever do is go on vacation and nearly drop their kid while steadying their important glass of water.
Anyhow, I saw these pictures and almost felt bad for ragging on Clitney the way I do. Then I sobered up, and that was that.
US Weekly is running these photos of Britney, Kevin, and little Sean this week--apparently they were "stolen" from Brit and Kevin (yeah, right--these are the last happy pictures they took together, most likely). From what I can tell, these are from their trip to Hawaii. It's hard to know for sure though, since all they ever do is go on vacation and nearly drop their kid while steadying their important glass of water.
Anyhow, I saw these pictures and almost felt bad for ragging on Clitney the way I do. Then I sobered up, and that was that.
DID HE HIT HIM WITH HIS PENIS???
Since we talked about Pam, why not Tommy too? It's a Lee Family Circus today. Apprently Tommy got all mad at Josh Duhamel for trying to rush him in the john. So mad that when he came out of the bathroom, he whipped out his massive penis and bludgeoned Josh's skull with it. Or something like that. Don't mess with Tommy's penis! It will give you a beat-down that would make Barbara Walters proud! Oh, and you'd likely catch The Clap too. But that is neither here nor there.
For the record, that Josh Duhamel guy needs to be beaten with another guy's penis. I think he actually dates a girl with a penis, no? You cannot tell me that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is NOT a man. I see Adam's Apple whenever I look at her.
Read on...
From The New York Post
HUNK HITS FLOOR
TOMMY Lee got the better of "Las Vegas" hunk Josh Duhamel when the two rumbled at Bella nightclub in L.A. Tuesday night. A witness tells us the drama unfolded after Duhamel pounded on the men's room door and yelled "Hurry up!" while Lee was inside. "One of Josh's friends said, 'Stop, Tommy's in there,' " reports our spy. "Josh replied, 'Tommy who? Tommy Lee, who cares?' Tommy heard that and came out of the bathroom. Words were exchanged and Josh ended up on the floor - I don't know if he was pushed or punched. Josh bolted outside and called for Tommy to meet him and 'fight like a man.' Tommy was restrained and sent out the back door by security. Josh never did get to use the bathroom."
Since we talked about Pam, why not Tommy too? It's a Lee Family Circus today. Apprently Tommy got all mad at Josh Duhamel for trying to rush him in the john. So mad that when he came out of the bathroom, he whipped out his massive penis and bludgeoned Josh's skull with it. Or something like that. Don't mess with Tommy's penis! It will give you a beat-down that would make Barbara Walters proud! Oh, and you'd likely catch The Clap too. But that is neither here nor there.
For the record, that Josh Duhamel guy needs to be beaten with another guy's penis. I think he actually dates a girl with a penis, no? You cannot tell me that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is NOT a man. I see Adam's Apple whenever I look at her.
Read on...
From The New York Post
HUNK HITS FLOOR
TOMMY Lee got the better of "Las Vegas" hunk Josh Duhamel when the two rumbled at Bella nightclub in L.A. Tuesday night. A witness tells us the drama unfolded after Duhamel pounded on the men's room door and yelled "Hurry up!" while Lee was inside. "One of Josh's friends said, 'Stop, Tommy's in there,' " reports our spy. "Josh replied, 'Tommy who? Tommy Lee, who cares?' Tommy heard that and came out of the bathroom. Words were exchanged and Josh ended up on the floor - I don't know if he was pushed or punched. Josh bolted outside and called for Tommy to meet him and 'fight like a man.' Tommy was restrained and sent out the back door by security. Josh never did get to use the bathroom."
MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA
Here's one of her wedding pics. My personal opinion is that Marcia is a little long in the tooth to be rocking this look but, hey, the bitch looks good. It's amazing what a little formaldehyde and epoxy can do for a gal on her wedding day, eh??? I hope this marriage works out better than Bree and Rex's did.
Here's one of her wedding pics. My personal opinion is that Marcia is a little long in the tooth to be rocking this look but, hey, the bitch looks good. It's amazing what a little formaldehyde and epoxy can do for a gal on her wedding day, eh??? I hope this marriage works out better than Bree and Rex's did.
PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME, EDITION 7: JODIE MARSH
This chick flew under my radar until this outfit surfaced. Sure, throughout the years I have read the bitchfights between her and Jordan over some guy they both nailed, and thought they both were whorish cows. For those of you who don't know Jordan (and how can you not?), she's a big deal in the UK and has massive, massive boobs, and is now married to this Peter Andre fellow. She's sort of like the UK's answer to Pamela Anderson--they both have two sons apiece, horrible taste in men, etc... Jordan and Andre need their own trashy post. I am on that.
But anyway, this Jody chick is just pure skank. She is like the "poor man's Jordan." I didn't think anyone could be low enough to BE the Poor Man's Jordan, but Jodie is it. Her recent tit job makes her bazongas look like square bags of flour, and that unfortunate leather studded band is doing nothing to help matters. Never mind the butter face. It's so bad that I WANT to look away, but have to see the carnage. Abysmal.....
This chick flew under my radar until this outfit surfaced. Sure, throughout the years I have read the bitchfights between her and Jordan over some guy they both nailed, and thought they both were whorish cows. For those of you who don't know Jordan (and how can you not?), she's a big deal in the UK and has massive, massive boobs, and is now married to this Peter Andre fellow. She's sort of like the UK's answer to Pamela Anderson--they both have two sons apiece, horrible taste in men, etc... Jordan and Andre need their own trashy post. I am on that.
But anyway, this Jody chick is just pure skank. She is like the "poor man's Jordan." I didn't think anyone could be low enough to BE the Poor Man's Jordan, but Jodie is it. Her recent tit job makes her bazongas look like square bags of flour, and that unfortunate leather studded band is doing nothing to help matters. Never mind the butter face. It's so bad that I WANT to look away, but have to see the carnage. Abysmal.....
WINTER STEELE, INTERUPPTED
The dude that posted all the Winter Steele episodes has had his account suspended, leaving us high and dry. BASTARDS. I'm going to search around and see if I can find Winter elsewhere on the Net, but in the meantime, keep that slutty, hard-loving, big-boozing woman in your prayers.
Rock on, Winter.
The dude that posted all the Winter Steele episodes has had his account suspended, leaving us high and dry. BASTARDS. I'm going to search around and see if I can find Winter elsewhere on the Net, but in the meantime, keep that slutty, hard-loving, big-boozing woman in your prayers.
Rock on, Winter.
JEFF RISES AGAIN....
I have loved this man for eons. EONS. I bought "Grace" just because he looked so hot on the CD cover, and was instantly besotted at the tender age of 23. And when he drowned, well, I went on a booze-soaked bender in his honor. You do things like this when you are young and swoony. Anyhow, if you haven't heard his now-immortalized rendition of "Hallelujah," you should. It's just staggering.
Anyhow, now word comes that Jeff's life is going to be made into a movie, which will be based, in part, on Jeff's relationship with his father. I cannot think of anyone hor or talented enough to play this man. Maybe that Franco guy. Whoever it is, they better not screw it up, or I will be pissed!
From Oh No They Didn't!
Jeff Buckley: The Film - Jeff Buckley's life story is set to become a filmIt will be masterminded by writer/director Brian Jun. Jun is collaborating on the project with Buckley's mother Mary Guibert, who is producing the biography.It will be the second time a biopic has been attempted. Last year, the writer/producer Train Houston secured the rights to 'Dream Brother: The Lives & Music of Jeff & Tim Buckley', the book by David Browne.This event spurred Guibert, who controls the rights to Buckley's songs, to start her foray into the movie world."Over the years, the number of offers were unceasing," she said. "I had resisted for so many reasons, one being that Hollywood, traditionally, did a lousy job of realistically portraying the life of people like Jeff. But the possibility that it could happen without my participation set me back to re-examine why I wasn't doing it."Seeing films like 'Ray' and 'Walk The Line' convinced Guibert that "the time was right to have a project where integrity could be built into the script and that we could wrangle it so that it didn't get co-opted or changed in getting to the screen".Reuters reports that the film will play on Buckley's relationship with his father, singer/songwriter Tim Buckley, who died in 1975.Co-producer Michelle Sy said: "It is really about how music is so much a part of this person's identity, and there are so many ironies in his life. For example, he was constantly being compared to his father, but he only met his father twice. He had the trajectory of someone who gains a certain amount of success in a short period of time, and there (are) some downsides to that. And it was music that guided him through that."It is not known who will be cast in the role of Buckley I dont know how I feel about this, whilst it will be nice to have a film about the wonder of Jeff, I'm not sure who could play him and do the role justice. Also i would like to see that Grace documentary get a proper release
I have loved this man for eons. EONS. I bought "Grace" just because he looked so hot on the CD cover, and was instantly besotted at the tender age of 23. And when he drowned, well, I went on a booze-soaked bender in his honor. You do things like this when you are young and swoony. Anyhow, if you haven't heard his now-immortalized rendition of "Hallelujah," you should. It's just staggering.
Anyhow, now word comes that Jeff's life is going to be made into a movie, which will be based, in part, on Jeff's relationship with his father. I cannot think of anyone hor or talented enough to play this man. Maybe that Franco guy. Whoever it is, they better not screw it up, or I will be pissed!
From Oh No They Didn't!
Jeff Buckley: The Film - Jeff Buckley's life story is set to become a filmIt will be masterminded by writer/director Brian Jun. Jun is collaborating on the project with Buckley's mother Mary Guibert, who is producing the biography.It will be the second time a biopic has been attempted. Last year, the writer/producer Train Houston secured the rights to 'Dream Brother: The Lives & Music of Jeff & Tim Buckley', the book by David Browne.This event spurred Guibert, who controls the rights to Buckley's songs, to start her foray into the movie world."Over the years, the number of offers were unceasing," she said. "I had resisted for so many reasons, one being that Hollywood, traditionally, did a lousy job of realistically portraying the life of people like Jeff. But the possibility that it could happen without my participation set me back to re-examine why I wasn't doing it."Seeing films like 'Ray' and 'Walk The Line' convinced Guibert that "the time was right to have a project where integrity could be built into the script and that we could wrangle it so that it didn't get co-opted or changed in getting to the screen".Reuters reports that the film will play on Buckley's relationship with his father, singer/songwriter Tim Buckley, who died in 1975.Co-producer Michelle Sy said: "It is really about how music is so much a part of this person's identity, and there are so many ironies in his life. For example, he was constantly being compared to his father, but he only met his father twice. He had the trajectory of someone who gains a certain amount of success in a short period of time, and there (are) some downsides to that. And it was music that guided him through that."It is not known who will be cast in the role of Buckley I dont know how I feel about this, whilst it will be nice to have a film about the wonder of Jeff, I'm not sure who could play him and do the role justice. Also i would like to see that Grace documentary get a proper release
WHY SUNSCREEN IS IMPORTANT
Pamela Anderson is well on her way to becoming Brigitte Bardot--wrinkles and all. Here she is modeling nude for PETA in a Harrod's window in London. What's with those crazy marks on her arm? And time has not been kind to her face. In fact, time has been exceptionally cruel to our Pammy. She and Britney would be wise to listen to public opinion and put their clothes back on. Now.
Pamela Anderson is well on her way to becoming Brigitte Bardot--wrinkles and all. Here she is modeling nude for PETA in a Harrod's window in London. What's with those crazy marks on her arm? And time has not been kind to her face. In fact, time has been exceptionally cruel to our Pammy. She and Britney would be wise to listen to public opinion and put their clothes back on. Now.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
AND THEN SHE ATE STAR'S LIVER WITH SOME FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI....
DO NOT MESS WITH BARBARA WALTERS--Bitch is FIERCE. She'll take you down. She'll take you down to Chinatown! I honestly do not know how I hate the most in this wrinkly cat fight of ancient news crone or tucked fag hag, but I do know this. A pissed-off Barbara will totally go there, and she does in this video. She all but bares her teeth and snarls about Star's departure, and "The View" making "Star a Star..." Oh yes......
You know that Star and Big Gay Al are home with tubs of Chubby Hubby ice cream watching "Beaches" and giving each other pedicures right now. Whatever gets you through the pain, girlfriend.....
DO NOT MESS WITH BARBARA WALTERS--Bitch is FIERCE. She'll take you down. She'll take you down to Chinatown! I honestly do not know how I hate the most in this wrinkly cat fight of ancient news crone or tucked fag hag, but I do know this. A pissed-off Barbara will totally go there, and she does in this video. She all but bares her teeth and snarls about Star's departure, and "The View" making "Star a Star..." Oh yes......
You know that Star and Big Gay Al are home with tubs of Chubby Hubby ice cream watching "Beaches" and giving each other pedicures right now. Whatever gets you through the pain, girlfriend.....
PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME, EDITION 6: GWYNETH PALTROW
Look at her with little baby Moses. How can I rag on someone holding a baby? Simple. I don't give a crap. Gwynnie's substandard acting skills (Oscar or no Oscar, she sucks), coupled with her insistence on finding a made who was just as pale and insipid as she is and breeding with said pale man has made her Today's Annoying Person. Who names their kids "Apple" and "Moses"? Apparently we "humble" people must miss the "beauty and originality" of these names. Whatever. Thenshe tells the world how she will not be a "working mother" because of how lousy it is for kids, and then goes and makes more movies once she squats and pushes her kids out? Gwnnie is a snooty. macrobiotic eating, Madonna-fraternizing, England-loving ASS, and I hope she catches the Black Plague while frolicking on the other side of the pond and her face just falls right off of her. Staring at her naked skull, with bulging eyes would give me some measure of peace.
Look at her with little baby Moses. How can I rag on someone holding a baby? Simple. I don't give a crap. Gwynnie's substandard acting skills (Oscar or no Oscar, she sucks), coupled with her insistence on finding a made who was just as pale and insipid as she is and breeding with said pale man has made her Today's Annoying Person. Who names their kids "Apple" and "Moses"? Apparently we "humble" people must miss the "beauty and originality" of these names. Whatever. Thenshe tells the world how she will not be a "working mother" because of how lousy it is for kids, and then goes and makes more movies once she squats and pushes her kids out? Gwnnie is a snooty. macrobiotic eating, Madonna-fraternizing, England-loving ASS, and I hope she catches the Black Plague while frolicking on the other side of the pond and her face just falls right off of her. Staring at her naked skull, with bulging eyes would give me some measure of peace.
THEY'RE COMING TO STEAL YOUR PROSTHETIC LEG!!!!!
Heather Mills is, apparently, going a little batty and is accusing the world of stalking her. Does anyone care enough to stalk her? True, the woman has had a tough month. She goes to divorce Paul McCartney and ALL OF A SUDDEN, these dirty pictures come to light. Where were they all along? I think Paul paid people to keep quiet. And is now paying them to talk shit about his ex. He should pay people to chase Heather around, tackle her to the ground, and then beat her with her own fake leg. Now THAT would make for some good TV.
From The New York Post
June 28, 2006 -- HAS Heather Mills become paranoid? Paul McCartney's estranged wife is now saying she fears for her life because of her link to The Beatles. "People are pursuing me 'round the country. I said, 'Stay away from my baby.' I have a catalog of evidence," the blond ex-model told the London Sun. She seems to think she's as important as McCartney's bandmates: "John Lennon was shot and George Harrison was stabbed and loads of kids are kidnapped." With her divorce kiss-off rumored to be in the hundreds of millions, Mills will be able to afford the world's tightest security.
Heather Mills is, apparently, going a little batty and is accusing the world of stalking her. Does anyone care enough to stalk her? True, the woman has had a tough month. She goes to divorce Paul McCartney and ALL OF A SUDDEN, these dirty pictures come to light. Where were they all along? I think Paul paid people to keep quiet. And is now paying them to talk shit about his ex. He should pay people to chase Heather around, tackle her to the ground, and then beat her with her own fake leg. Now THAT would make for some good TV.
From The New York Post
June 28, 2006 -- HAS Heather Mills become paranoid? Paul McCartney's estranged wife is now saying she fears for her life because of her link to The Beatles. "People are pursuing me 'round the country. I said, 'Stay away from my baby.' I have a catalog of evidence," the blond ex-model told the London Sun. She seems to think she's as important as McCartney's bandmates: "John Lennon was shot and George Harrison was stabbed and loads of kids are kidnapped." With her divorce kiss-off rumored to be in the hundreds of millions, Mills will be able to afford the world's tightest security.
TASTEFUL, THY NAME IS BRITNEY
"I want the paparazzi to leave me aloooone!!!!!" (sniffles, snorts, wipes snot with back of hand.)
"I am posing nude for Harpar's Bazaar in an effort to get the paparazzi to leave me aloooonnne!!!!"
I just don't get this moron. I was going to feature her (again) under "People Who Should Thank Their Lucky Stars for Air-Brushing," but I am just so over her at this point that I do not have the strength.
"I want the paparazzi to leave me aloooone!!!!!" (sniffles, snorts, wipes snot with back of hand.)
"I am posing nude for Harpar's Bazaar in an effort to get the paparazzi to leave me aloooonnne!!!!"
I just don't get this moron. I was going to feature her (again) under "People Who Should Thank Their Lucky Stars for Air-Brushing," but I am just so over her at this point that I do not have the strength.
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