Thursday, June 29, 2006

PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME, EDITION 7: JODIE MARSH



This chick flew under my radar until this outfit surfaced. Sure, throughout the years I have read the bitchfights between her and Jordan over some guy they both nailed, and thought they both were whorish cows. For those of you who don't know Jordan (and how can you not?), she's a big deal in the UK and has massive, massive boobs, and is now married to this Peter Andre fellow. She's sort of like the UK's answer to Pamela Anderson--they both have two sons apiece, horrible taste in men, etc... Jordan and Andre need their own trashy post. I am on that.


But anyway, this Jody chick is just pure skank. She is like the "poor man's Jordan." I didn't think anyone could be low enough to BE the Poor Man's Jordan, but Jodie is it. Her recent tit job makes her bazongas look like square bags of flour, and that unfortunate leather studded band is doing nothing to help matters. Never mind the butter face. It's so bad that I WANT to look away, but have to see the carnage. Abysmal.....

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