Since we talked about Pam, why not Tommy too? It's a Lee Family Circus today. Apprently Tommy got all mad at Josh Duhamel for trying to rush him in the john. So mad that when he came out of the bathroom, he whipped out his massive penis and bludgeoned Josh's skull with it. Or something like that. Don't mess with Tommy's penis! It will give you a beat-down that would make Barbara Walters proud! Oh, and you'd likely catch The Clap too. But that is neither here nor there.
For the record, that Josh Duhamel guy needs to be beaten with another guy's penis. I think he actually dates a girl with a penis, no? You cannot tell me that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is NOT a man. I see Adam's Apple whenever I look at her.
Read on...
From The New York Post
HUNK HITS FLOOR
TOMMY Lee got the better of "Las Vegas" hunk Josh Duhamel when the two rumbled at Bella nightclub in L.A. Tuesday night. A witness tells us the drama unfolded after Duhamel pounded on the men's room door and yelled "Hurry up!" while Lee was inside. "One of Josh's friends said, 'Stop, Tommy's in there,' " reports our spy. "Josh replied, 'Tommy who? Tommy Lee, who cares?' Tommy heard that and came out of the bathroom. Words were exchanged and Josh ended up on the floor - I don't know if he was pushed or punched. Josh bolted outside and called for Tommy to meet him and 'fight like a man.' Tommy was restrained and sent out the back door by security. Josh never did get to use the bathroom."
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