Wednesday, June 28, 2006

THEY'RE COMING TO STEAL YOUR PROSTHETIC LEG!!!!!



Heather Mills is, apparently, going a little batty and is accusing the world of stalking her. Does anyone care enough to stalk her? True, the woman has had a tough month. She goes to divorce Paul McCartney and ALL OF A SUDDEN, these dirty pictures come to light. Where were they all along? I think Paul paid people to keep quiet. And is now paying them to talk shit about his ex. He should pay people to chase Heather around, tackle her to the ground, and then beat her with her own fake leg. Now THAT would make for some good TV.

From The New York Post

June 28, 2006 -- HAS Heather Mills become paranoid? Paul McCartney's estranged wife is now saying she fears for her life because of her link to The Beatles. "People are pursuing me 'round the country. I said, 'Stay away from my baby.' I have a catalog of evidence," the blond ex-model told the London Sun. She seems to think she's as important as McCartney's bandmates: "John Lennon was shot and George Harrison was stabbed and loads of kids are kidnapped." With her divorce kiss-off rumored to be in the hundreds of millions, Mills will be able to afford the world's tightest security.

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