Wednesday, June 28, 2006

PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME, EDITION 6: GWYNETH PALTROW

Look at her with little baby Moses. How can I rag on someone holding a baby? Simple. I don't give a crap. Gwynnie's substandard acting skills (Oscar or no Oscar, she sucks), coupled with her insistence on finding a made who was just as pale and insipid as she is and breeding with said pale man has made her Today's Annoying Person. Who names their kids "Apple" and "Moses"? Apparently we "humble" people must miss the "beauty and originality" of these names. Whatever. Thenshe tells the world how she will not be a "working mother" because of how lousy it is for kids, and then goes and makes more movies once she squats and pushes her kids out? Gwnnie is a snooty. macrobiotic eating, Madonna-fraternizing, England-loving ASS, and I hope she catches the Black Plague while frolicking on the other side of the pond and her face just falls right off of her. Staring at her naked skull, with bulging eyes would give me some measure of peace.

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