PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME, EDITION 5: STAR JONES



God, I hate this sanctimonious cow, who lost like 900 pounds with "diet and exercise" (translation: beverly hills doctor snipping her gargantuan stomach into the size of a Robin's egg). And that wedding--sponsored by everyone from American Airways to Out Magazine. Tacky. But let's not forget that HUSBAND!! Come on now. Big Gay Al's "Bachelor Party" consisted of a bunch of Twinks, some Patti LaBelle playing in the background, and about 4 bottles of Astroglide and you know it.

Anyhow, this edition of "PWALCOM" has a happy ending. Bitch is getting FIRED from her job because every hates her for--surprise!--being a sanctimonious cow.

From Access Hollywood

BURBANK, Calif. (June 26, 2006) -- Star Jones Reynolds will announce her departure from "The View" this week, Access Hollywood learned.

A source close to "The View" told Access Monday that Star Jones Reynolds will leave "The View" in July and will announce the departure on the show this week.

As a result, the much discussed face-off between Star and incoming co-host, Rosie O'Donnell, will never occur.

O'Donnell is not joining the gals until September.

By July, Star will have been at "The View" for close to nine years, having been a part of the show since its inception in August 1997.

Barbara Walters, creator of "The View" and Star'sfellow co-host, did not return Access' calls for comment.

UPDATE

Bitch WAS fired! Read on! (courtesy People Magazine):

Star Jones Reynolds announced Tuesday morning on The View that she'll be leaving the show in July after nine years as a cohost. "After much prayer and counsel I feel like this is the right time to tell you that the show is moving in another direction for its tenth season and I will not be returning as cohost next year," she said on the air. So why is she leaving? Contrary to speculation that she's unhappy about the upcoming addition of Rosie O'Donnell – one of Jones Reynolds’s most vocal critics – to the show this fall, she reveals exclusively in this week's PEOPLE magazine that the departure was not her choice. "What you don't know is that my contract was not renewed for the tenth season," she tells PEOPLE. "I feel like I was fired." She adds that she was told her contract wouldn't be renewed just days before news leaked that O'Donnell would be joining The View. Jones Reynolds, 44, was part of the original lineup with Meredith Vieira (who has already departed to replace Katie Couric on the Today show), Joy Behar and show creator and executive producer Barbara Walters.