Friday, July 14, 2006

MATT LEINART GETS HERPES--AND WE GET TO WATCH



Nothing like watching the passage of an STD in action, eh? Hollywood's most famous herpified starlet passes "the gift that keeps on giving" along to her latest "squeeze of the nanosecond," Matt Leinart. Look how his eyes are wide with fear--classic. He'll be itching and oozing all the way back to Arizona. Yummy. Valtrex, baby! It's what's for breakfast!

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