PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME, EDITION 8: ASHLEE SIMPSON



It almost pains me too much to even waste the finger energy required to type about how useless this person is.

First, this infamous clip, then a series of screeching performances which made me wish she stuck with lipsyncing, then a series of magazine articles in which she describes how she "loves herself the way she is," and will not change for anyone--which are released in tandem with her new nose job.

Ashlee Simpson is everything that is wrong with America. Therefore, I think the terrorists need to teach us a lesson. Leave those PATH trains alone, I say. Why blow up a perfectly good PATH train for Allah, when the REAL infidel is touring the country right now?

Dear Terrorist, you will have 15 virgins waiting for you in Paradise if you strap yourself full of explosives, catapult yourself on stage during an Ashlee Simpson show, and detonate both yourself and Miss New Schnozz, preferably during "La La" (God I hate that song).

Remember Mr. Terrorist:

PATH TRAINS = GOOD!
ASHLEE SIMPSON = THE INFIDEL!!!