Friday, July 14, 2006

PEOPLE WHO ANNOY THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME, EDITION 12: KATE HUDSON


This is probably only because I am jealous of this skinny "bo-ho rich-as-hell,-marginally talented,-and-aided-by-hollyword-nepotism" bitch, but whatever. You and your skinny husband Chris Robinson are all "rock and roll" --we get it. However:

1. Don't give into "The Maddox Syndrome"--Ryder Russell is old enough to walk on his own. Ditch the baby sling and let the kid have at the pavement.

2. Ryder Russell is a BOY right? I mean, I believe you gave birth to a child with a penis. So cut the kid's fucking hair already. He looks ridiculous and will one day have to work out gender-related issues with a high-priced shrink because of you.

Damn hippies.

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