Gitta should be one of those people that I love to hate. First she married Kaspar Winding, had a kid with him, abandoned both him and kid to go to L.A. and make a name for herself. Once in La La Land, She fooled around with Schwarzenneger, married Stallone, then got screwed around with Mark Gastineau (producing one, has-to-be-fucked-up kid). Next up was this Sebastian Copeland fellow, who she married, dumped, and THEN married and then some other guy, Raoul Meyer (producing two more, forever damaged sons). Are you still with me here? Then Gitta infamously hooked up with the vertically challenged and all around skeevy Flavor Flav on the Surreal Life and probably caught whatever STDs that previously evaded her during their romance, which spawned a reality show of their own, Strange Love). And let's not forget the stellar movies that she's made: Red Sonja?!? Come on now. This woman is a fucking trainwreck.
Which is precisely why I like her. She's nuts. Certifiably nuts, and doesn't give a fuck about what everybody else thinks about her--I mean, even Joan Rivers called her a cunt during an interview. GENIUS!!!!!! God I love Gitta. This is a woman who, while discussing her cervical cancer, smoked about 500 cigarettes during the interview. She drinks like a fish, has skin that has been tanned to a leathery hide, and is unapologetic about her plastic surgery. She chooses men that she towers over, and marries them in a haphazard fashion. So what if she's not legally divorced yet? She marries them anyway. Bucknuts, I tell you. She's done it again, actually. She "married" the latest teeny hairy man who is all of 28, Mattia Dessi last year, but the marriage wasn't legal due to that pesky prior marriage. But now she's made an honest man of him. I give it a year, tops, but I hope she has another kid. You know this bitch is crazy enough to do that too.
VIVA LA GITTA!!!
From People
Brigitte Nielsen married her fifth husband, Mattia Dessi, a former model from Italy, at the five-star Radisson SAS Golden Sands Resort & Spa in Malta on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned.
Nielsen, who turns 43 on July 15, and Dessi, 28, held a wedding ceremony in the Dominican Republic on Feb. 21, 2005 – but the nuptials were not legal because Nielsen had not finished divorcing her fourth husband, former race car driver Raoul Meyer.
Last year's ceremony "was more like an official engagement," Nielsen's longtime friend and manager, Luigi Balduini, tells PEOPLE. "They put it on the news that it was a marriage, but it was an engagement, because she was still legally married."
This time though, it's the real deal. Nielsen "is pretty excited," Balduini tells PEOPLE. "She is like a little child. She is pretty happy."
Nielsen is no stranger to unconventional situations. The 6-ft.-plus Danish actress's relationship with former Public Enemy rapper Flavor Flav, whom she met in 2004 on VH1's The Surreal Life, was chronicled on another reality series on the network, Strange Love, in 2005.
The show ended with Nielsen apparently choosing Dessi over Flav, but Balduini downplayed Nielsen's involvement with the hip-hop star, telling PEOPLE last year that it was "more of a strong friendship – but it's very heavy."
Nielsen was previously married to Sylvester Stallone (husband No. 2) and involved with former NFL star Mark Gastineau, with whom she has a teenage son, Killian. She has three other sons with ex-husbands Meyer and photographer Sebastian Copeland.
Nielsen began her career as a model for such designers as Giorgio Armani and Gianni Versace. In the mid-1980s, she made the transition to acting, starring in such action pictures as Red Sonja, Cobra, Rocky IV, and Beverly Hills Cop II.
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