And speaking of Cycle Sluts From Hell....

There really is a "Cycle Sluts From Hell"--they were a female thrash band back in the 80s. This is their seminal song, "I Wish You Were A Beer."

I have sung this to every one of my ex-boyfriends (behind their backs), and now that I am married, I mutter it under my breath on a daily basis. Hee hee!