Note to Julia:




This dress was ugly as shit the first time you wore it all those years ago, with hairy armpits as accessories. The world noticed and was horrified. This is the sort of dress you throw out, not wear again (with a older, wider body, no less), to remind people of your stinky pits. Ditch this, please. And the bangs too, while you are at it. Your face, and the rest of us, will thank you.