People Who Should Thank Their Lucky Stars For Airbrushing: Nicole Kidman

Honey, sweetie, baby--enough with the brow lifts and Botox. Heck, I want them too, but your hair line is back past your ears and you're beginning to frighten small children. I am going to be kind and blame all of this on Xenu's revenge for fleeing the fold of Scientology and creepy Tom Cruise, but come on, enough already.

Nicole is rumored to be marrying Keith Urban, who has had just as much plastic surgery as she has, any moment now. Baby rumors have yet to be substantiated, but Ms. K. has been sporting a bump as of late. Which is sort of creepy too. Woooooo......