Anna Nicole might break her pregnancy-mandated sobriety today to celebrate the passing of E. Pierce Marshall, who died an untimely death at the age of 67 from a severe and aggressive infection (sounds like septic shock to me). Any hoo ha, Pierce is the son of J. Howard Marshall, the ancient dude Nicole married (for cash) for love back in the 90s. Pierce and Anna have been duking it out in court for what seems like eternity over a motherload of cash--like $400 million dollars. Enough to keep Anna in Percoset and whisky perpetually.
Of course, Anna is trying to wear the classy suit and issued this statement on her website
An Open Letter From Anna - June 23rd, 2006
I am aware that my late husband's son E. Pierce Marshall has died. The media has been contacting my attorneys in an attempt to get my reaction. Out of respect for his family's request for privacy, neither my attorneys nor I will be making any comments.
--Anna Nicole
Bitch PLEASE. You know Anna and her 6-month old fetus are doing shots of tequila with Vicodin chasers right now, flashing her tits to the gardener in glee, and letting poor Kimmy suck on her toes while her lawyer Howard Stern videtapes the sideshow. Anna is one step closer to the money, and she knows it. I wouldn't be surprised if she showed up drunk to the funeral service, squatted, and took a piss on this guy's grave. She's crazy like that, our Anna. Loves her!!!! TRIMSPA, BABY!
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