Friday, June 23, 2006

DID I MISS SOMETHING?






When did dressing like a total whore come into fashion again? Or did I miss the "Daisy Dukes and Stilettos" craze of 06? What is the allure of this ensemble? Christina, I can forgive. She's young and still immature enough to think this look is fetching and, hey, it is better than her "assless chap" phase. But Posh is a mother of three in her mid-30s, with skazillions of dollars and a hot-ass husband who is likely embarassed for her when he isn't tweezing his eyebrows. She should know enough not to dress like a Thai hooker.

And think of the camel toe--that's a yeast infection waiting to happen. And the bunions. Camel toe, yeast infections, and bunions. That's hot!

Morons.

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