OH, the wonders of Photoshop. Britney Spears looks about as much like these pictures of her that were just published in OK! Magazine as I do. In fact, now that Brit has dyed her hair black, I can certifiably say that I look more like "Britney Spears" than Britney Spears, even though I lack the requisite bad "Gor-Jess" hair extensions, chipped purple fingernails, and, oh, a fetus inside me with a loser for a father.
Dumb bitch will never learn. I bet the black hair is part of her campaign to "get the paparazzi to leave me alone!!!!" Lugging around that brain-addled baby doesn't give her away or anything.
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