That Tori can sure hold a grudge.

From The New York Post:

TORI: HUBBY’S EX ‘PATHETIC’

GASOLINE and a lighted match mix as well as Tori Spelling and the ex-wife of her new hubby, Dean McDermott. Mary Jo Eustace was dumped last year by the actor after he fell for Spelling on a movie set. Now she’s shopping a tell-all. Sunday night, Eustace was ordered to leave the MuchMusic awards in Toronto after the billionaire heiress-actress threw a fit. “Tori, who was presenting, told the organizers either Mary Jo must go or she would,” said gossip columnist Shinan Govani, who escorted Eustace. “So we were secretly taken to an adjoining building to see it on TV, along with our own waiter and wine and shrimp.” As they watched, Spelling joked to the audience how great it is being married to a Canadian: “They’re a lot nicer

and they have nasty ex-wives who write tellall books. What more could a girl ask for?” Snapped Eustace to Govani: “Welcome to my life. I’m up against a dynasty.” A disgusted Spelling told Page Six: “She plays the victim card over and over . . . It’s pathetic bordering on lunacy. I hope for the sake of her children she gains some self respect.” Tori also denied she ordered Mary Jo out.

This is nice, eh? Not only did this horse-faced woman ditch her husband of under a year (after making ancient dad Aaron Spelling pay millions for the wedding) for this squinty-eyed yutz, she also wiggled her way into his pants knowing full well he had a wife and a baby, but blew the BeJesus out of him anyway. Then, she gets the ex thrown out of an awards show, and goes on to bash the ex-wife in front of a live audience. That's class. Real class. Did she learn that from Shannen Doherty?

As for this idiot she married, Dean Whats-his-name, you can see why he ditched the old model and went for Tori, and it isn't for her sumptuous lips, crooked nose, prominent ape-like forehead, or hardened lumps of scar tissue she calls breasts. Oh no. It is because once Aaron craps out (which should be any day now), Dean can back the Brinks truck right up to Spelling manor and take whatever his squinty eyes sees. I mean, I might nail Tori for a chance at that kind of money. With my eyes closed, of course.

There is not a question in my mind that these two will have the ugliest children going. Like, this is one of those cases where having a cleft palate might make the kid look BETTER.